cuz Jesus Hates Me

DJ_NoBallz: hey
DJ_NoBallz: I have a brilliantined idea
drillteamalex: hi
drillteamalex: umm
DJ_NoBallz: let's go buy jeans after work
drillteamalex: what kind of idea do you have?
DJ_NoBallz: we can go to the OMG near Canal St.
DJ_NoBallz: brilliantined
drillteamalex: ok
drillteamalex: haha
drillteamalex: yeah sounds good to me!
drillteamalex: yay!
DJ_NoBallz: SYLLABICATION: bril·lian·tine
PRONUNCIATION: brlyn-tn
NOUN: 1. An oily, perfumed hairdressing. 2. A glossy fabric made from cotton and worsted or cotton and mohair.
DJ_NoBallz: pomade, makes things shiny
DJ_NoBallz: anywaaaaaays
drillteamalex: so you actually MEANT "shiny idea"?
DJ_NoBallz: yes
drillteamalex: wow
DJ_NoBallz: just go with it
drillteamalex: hahahahaha
drillteamalex: ok
drillteamalex: i must go to the water closet
DJ_NoBallz: ok
…
drillteamalex: http://www.yarisworks.com/scrapbook.php?media=146
drillteamalex: god my beard looks haggard
drillteamalex: :-(
DJ_NoBallz: not in that pic
drillteamalex: really?
DJ_NoBallz: http://www.yarisworks.com/scrapbook.php?media=146
drillteamalex: hahaha, but in real life
DJ_NoBallz: you're not in that picture
DJ_NoBallz: ...
drillteamalex: oh
DJ_NoBallz: haha
drillteamalex: http://www.yarisworks.com/scrapbook.php?media=145
DJ_NoBallz: hahahha
DJ_NoBallz: it's just the light I think
drillteamalex: MOUNTAIN MAN
DJ_NoBallz: let's give you a moustache today
DJ_NoBallz: suprise everyone at creature
DJ_NoBallz: and get you some white jeans
DJ_NoBallz: holy fucking shit
DJ_NoBallz: that wouldbe insane
drillteamalex: the wittel makeover
drillteamalex: hahaha
DJ_NoBallz: white jeans, black vans, tight-ish t-shirt and handlebar moustache
DJ_NoBallz: holy GUAC!
drillteamalex: hahahahaha
drillteamalex: let's start w/the jeans
DJ_NoBallz: YEAH
DJ_NoBallz: AND THEN THE MOUSTACHE
DJ_NoBallz: YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
DJ_NoBallz: uh
DJ_NoBallz: UH UH UH!
drillteamalex: yr incorrigable
drillteamalex: and CHarming
DJ_NoBallz: :-D
DJ_NoBallz: yes
DJ_NoBallz: and I full of urine at the moment
DJ_NoBallz: let me go take care of that
DJ_NoBallz: brb
drillteamalex: oh! oh!
drillteamalex: http://www.yarisworks.com/scrapbook.php?media=145
drillteamalex: this is the guy where i couldn't tell if he was a hipster or just european
DJ_NoBallz: that's you
drillteamalex: oh shit!
drillteamalex: FUCK
drillteamalex: i have copy + pasting skills
drillteamalex: skills = problems
DJ_NoBallz: dude, totes hipster
drillteamalex: http://www.yarisworks.com/scrapbook.php?media=144
DJ_NoBallz: white jeans are the first clue
DJ_NoBallz: but the tattoo seals the deal
drillteamalex: HAHAHA, true
DJ_NoBallz: Europeans don't have too many tattoos
drillteamalex: i dunno dude, i think he was just euro
DJ_NoBallz: and thick framed glases
DJ_NoBallz: glasses
DJ_NoBallz: come on!
DJ_NoBallz: are you kidding me!
DJ_NoBallz: I just figured out why your pic links don't work
DJ_NoBallz: as Liz adds photos it's changes the numbering
drillteamalex: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
drillteamalex: right
DJ_NoBallz: hey, what do you want to do for lunch?
drillteamalex: bagel?
drillteamalex: hahaha
drillteamalex: no
drillteamalex: uhh
drillteamalex: i dunno
DJ_NoBallz: no
DJ_NoBallz: I don't want a bagel
DJ_NoBallz: :-()
DJ_NoBallz: Aleeeeeeeex, I don't want one!
DJ_NoBallz: nooooooooooooooooo
DJ_NoBallz: don't make me eat one
DJ_NoBallz: AAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaleeeeeeeeeex
DJ_NoBallz: ok
DJ_NoBallz: I"m done
DJ_NoBallz: hahahahhahah
drillteamalex: hahaha wow
DJ_NoBallz: I'm funny
drillteamalex: you are
DJ_NoBallz: to myself
drillteamalex: mostly to yrself
DJ_NoBallz: !
drillteamalex: !
drillteamalex: UHHHHHHHHHHHH
DJ_NoBallz: jvgfdiosajfe;lsj lf;r
drillteamalex: ok
drillteamalex: there ya go
DJ_NoBallz: get out of my head!
drillteamalex: uncanny
DJ_NoBallz: The German word "unheimlich" is considered untranslatable; our rough English equivalent, "uncanny", is itself difficult to define. This indescribable quality is actually an integral part of our understanding of the uncanny experience, which is terrifying precisely because it can not be adequately explained.
DJ_NoBallz: According to Freud's description, the uncanny "derives its terror not from something externally alien or unknown but--on the contrary--from something strangely familiar which defeats our efforts to separate ourselves from it" (Morris). Freud discusses how an author can evoke an uncanny response on the part of the reader by straddling the line between reality and unreality within the fiction itself.
DJ_NoBallz: on the contrary--from something strangely familiar which defeats our efforts to separate ourselves from it
drillteamalex: HMMMMMMMMMM
DJ_NoBallz: I read that essay
DJ_NoBallz: in college
DJ_NoBallz: when I was smart
drillteamalex: uncanny is also one of todorov's classifications of otherworldliness in literature
drillteamalex: uncanny is also one of todorov's classifications of otherworldliness in literature
drillteamalex: i learned that in college
drillteamalex: when i was smart
DJ_NoBallz: *sigh* oh those were the days
DJ_NoBallz: of thinking
DJ_NoBallz: and learning
DJ_NoBallz: and whatnot
drillteamalex: now it's just p.i.n.k. cocktails and white pants
DJ_NoBallz: so we gonna get WASTED tonight or what?
DJ_NoBallz: FUCK
DJ_NoBallz: I knew YOU WERE GOING TO BEAT ME TO IT
DJ_NoBallz: I kept misspelling tonight
DJ_NoBallz: FUCK
drillteamalex: 75 WPM baby
DJ_NoBallz: you and kip man
DJ_NoBallz: always stealing my THUNDA!
…
DJ_NoBallz: 15 min sucka
drillteamalex: not gonna happen unfortunately
drillteamalex: :-(
drillteamalex: sorry
DJ_NoBallz: why?
drillteamalex: joga report
DJ_NoBallz: why?
drillteamalex: cuz it's not done
drillteamalex: :-(
drillteamalex: not much left i think tho
drillteamalex: liz is workin on it
DJ_NoBallz: why?
drillteamalex: i'm gettin stats togetha
DJ_NoBallz: why?
drillteamalex: cuz JESUS HATES ME
DJ_NoBallz: ok
drillteamalex: :-!

Anna's Jazz Island

DJ_NoBallz: good morning
drillteamalex: good morning!
DJ_NoBallz: how are you?
drillteamalex: ok
drillteamalex: how are you?
DJ_NoBallz: pretty good, but strangely really tired
drillteamalex: same as yesterday, huh?
drillteamalex: weird
DJ_NoBallz: more so
drillteamalex: damn
DJ_NoBallz: I didn't even exercise this morning
DJ_NoBallz: I woke up and was sooooooo sleeeeepy
drillteamalex: damn girl
DJ_NoBallz: how was Fat Baby?
drillteamalex: the back was closed off, so joe was like, "can we go somewhere else, this place is sad..."
drillteamalex: haha
drillteamalex: so we went to local
drillteamalex: it was nice - i like joe
drillteamalex: joe rules
DJ_NoBallz: right
DJ_NoBallz: :--)
DJ_NoBallz: sounds like it was fun
DJ_NoBallz: Project Runway...
DJ_NoBallz: so so good
drillteamalex: yeah i was definitely in the mood to go out and hit a few places
DJ_NoBallz: I watched 2 1/2 hours of it
drillteamalex: i think cuz the weather was so good
drillteamalex: hahah yeah it was on in the bar actually
drillteamalex: people love that show
drillteamalex: i like it actually - annie had me hooked last season
DJ_NoBallz: it's so good
DJ_NoBallz: is there anyway you could send me the long blondes album
drillteamalex: there is no long blondes album
drillteamalex: yet
drillteamalex: there are like 3 or 4 singles w/b-sides
DJ_NoBallz: oh
DJ_NoBallz: those then
drillteamalex: i can send you what i got
DJ_NoBallz: pppplease
DJ_NoBallz: coffee is so good
drillteamalex: meh
…
DJ_NoBallz: that video is so great!
DJ_NoBallz: of you dancing tee hee
drillteamalex: yeah i got moves
drillteamalex: what what
DJ_NoBallz: hahah
DJ_NoBallz: for realz
drillteamalex: when john DC first saw that he was like "which one is you?"
DJ_NoBallz: wha?!
drillteamalex: i was like "are you SERIOUS??!?!?"
DJ_NoBallz: uhhhhhhh
drillteamalex: it's like dude, have you never once looked at me?
drillteamalex: do you have ANY IDEA
DJ_NoBallz: haha
DJ_NoBallz: so what are you thinking about the moustache thing right now?
drillteamalex: honestly, hasn't been at the forefront of my brain
drillteamalex: haha
DJ_NoBallz: gotcha
drillteamalex: but i'm open to it
DJ_NoBallz: let's do it!
...
DJ_NoBallz: Anna's Jazz Island
DJ_NoBallz: in SF
DJ_NoBallz: HA!
DJ_NoBallz: hey guys, my name is Anna. I own a "Jazz Island"
drillteamalex: HAHAHAH
drillteamalex: weeeeeeeeeeeird
DJ_NoBallz: come on my for some special on appetizers
DJ_NoBallz: courtesy of our corporate sponsor
DJ_NoBallz: wow, many spelling errors there
drillteamalex: whoa
DJ_NoBallz: jazz is the music of the upbeat indie!
DJ_NoBallz: yeah!
drillteamalex: i don't even know what "jazz island" is supposed to be
drillteamalex: or mean
DJ_NoBallz: http://www.annasjazzisland.com/pictures.html
DJ_NoBallz: http://www.annasjazzisland.com/CD.html
DJ_NoBallz: HA!
DJ_NoBallz: are they fucking kidding
DJ_NoBallz: jesus
DJ_NoBallz: (p.s. That's me in 20 years)
drillteamalex: ???????????????????????????????
drillteamalex: Taj Mahal, vocals**
drillteamalex: 9 Besame Mucho** 7:11
drillteamalex: HAHAHHA
drillteamalex: 7 min version of besame mucho, sweetness
DJ_NoBallz: hahahha
DJ_NoBallz: oh god shoot me
drillteamalex: how bout i just stab myself in the eye with a pen knife!!
DJ_NoBallz: just stick a gun in my ear
DJ_NoBallz: or a pen knife
drillteamalex: right
drillteamalex: haha
drillteamalex: pearl handled
DJ_NoBallz: I'm running on empty right now
drillteamalex: i'm starving actually
DJ_NoBallz: you should see how far down I'm slumped in my chair
drillteamalex: it's distracting
drillteamalex: haha
drillteamalex: oh no!
DJ_NoBallz: come see
…
DJ_NoBallz: I'm cold
drillteamalex: yeah it's cold in here for sure
drillteamalex: i'm gonna start bringing long sleeves
DJ_NoBallz: what do you want to do for lunch?
DJ_NoBallz: dejeuner
DJ_NoBallz: mitagsessen
drillteamalex: geizeicht burger
drillteamalex: or something
DJ_NoBallz: gesicht
drillteamalex: right
DJ_NoBallz: but close
drillteamalex: i thought it might be an S
drillteamalex: damn
DJ_NoBallz: so lunch...?
drillteamalex: right
drillteamalex: uhh
DJ_NoBallz: I wouldn't mind doing mexican
DJ_NoBallz: splitting
drillteamalex: ok
drillteamalex: i'm down
DJ_NoBallz: taco salad and smoooooooooothie
drillteamalex: mmmmmmmm smoothie
DJ_NoBallz: ok
drillteamalex: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
DJ_NoBallz: let's make it happen
drillteamalex: UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
DJ_NoBallz: wha?
DJ_NoBallz: hello?????
drillteamalex: smoothie the same time
drillteamalex: nothin
drillteamalex: haha
drillteamalex: nrrmind
DJ_NoBallz: oh
DJ_NoBallz: ha

Manroot

DJ_NoBallz: I'm bored
drillteamalex: gawker.com
DJ_NoBallz: haha I looked already
drillteamalex: hahah
DJ_NoBallz: oh Brendan blog
drillteamalex: http://commonlymisspelled.blogspot.com/
DJ_NoBallz: looking...
DJ_NoBallz: nice
DJ_NoBallz: I'm pretty hungry
DJ_NoBallz: I should stick to buttered rolls. They fill you up way more
DJ_NoBallz: butter butter
DJ_NoBallz: better better butter
DJ_NoBallz: parkay!
DJ_NoBallz: *sigh*
drillteamalex: parkay?
DJ_NoBallz: PARKAY!
drillteamalex: ?
DJ_NoBallz: https://host80.ipowerweb.com/~omg-jean/sales/catalog/product_info.php?products_id=35&osCsid=241153aa832ff941ff573279e1ddac87
DJ_NoBallz: soft buttery spread
drillteamalex: oh
drillteamalex: yeah i just googled it
drillteamalex: never heard that before
drillteamalex: my grandparents say oleo
DJ_NoBallz: PARKAY!
drillteamalex: for margarine
drillteamalex: hahahahha
DJ_NoBallz: awwww
DJ_NoBallz: that's cutre
DJ_NoBallz: cute
drillteamalex: nah i think it's cutre actually
drillteamalex: you had it
DJ_NoBallz: it's french
drillteamalex: for parkay
DJ_NoBallz: for
DJ_NoBallz: cute
DJ_NoBallz: :-D
drillteamalex: i know a ton of good art/photo blogs
drillteamalex: if yr interested
drillteamalex: and still bored
DJ_NoBallz: http://hunks.tasteyoulove.com/Bios.aspx
DJ_NoBallz: uhhhh
drillteamalex: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
DJ_NoBallz: yeah "hunks"
drillteamalex: fabio never did it for me
drillteamalex: i'm gonna be honest
DJ_NoBallz: me neither
DJ_NoBallz: I don't really like "hunks" actually
drillteamalex: DUDE
drillteamalex: "Seen as the “Champion of Romance”, Fabio is committed to sharing with his fans and the world, his philosophy for balance, understanding and appreciation between the sexes."
drillteamalex: wtttttttttttttttttttt EFF
drillteamalex: OK DUDE
DJ_NoBallz: and deep dicking
DJ_NoBallz: dont' forget that
DJ_NoBallz: oh, I'm sorry, I mean thrusting his manroot deep within the chasms of her womanliness
DJ_NoBallz: keeeeekekekekeke
DJ_NoBallz: HAHHAHAHAHh
DJ_NoBallz: *sigh*
DJ_NoBallz: funny
DJ_NoBallz: why you no laugh
DJ_NoBallz: ?
DJ_NoBallz: HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
DJ_NoBallz: MANROOT
DJ_NoBallz: CHASMS OF WOMANLINESS
DJ_NoBallz: raise your hand if you're reading this
DJ_NoBallz: ok, I guess that's a no then
DJ_NoBallz: ok
drillteamalex: sorry i keep missing yr IMs
drillteamalex: you should be a romance writer
drillteamalex: and illustrator!
DJ_NoBallz: hhaha MANROOT
DJ_NoBallz: YEAH!
drillteamalex: you clearly have the knack
DJ_NoBallz: right
DJ_NoBallz: clearly
DJ_NoBallz: I am very talented
DJ_NoBallz: very
drillteamalex: also, i just read this: "But this is Tompkins Square Park we're talking about. This is a very special park. On Wednesday, e.g., the park is having a Dog Prom, and several dogs will probably be dressed in tuxedos while other dogs are dressed in dresses"
drillteamalex: ??
DJ_NoBallz: wha?
DJ_NoBallz: where is that from?
DJ_NoBallz: (everything has a different tone in italics, huh)
drillteamalex: nick sylvester's blog, about something entirely unrelated
drillteamalex: http://www.firstrunfriends.org/index2.shtml
DJ_NoBallz: interesting
drillteamalex: TOMKINS SQUARE DOG PROM: Wen, August 23, 2006
At the dog run from 5-7 pm
king and Queen Pageant. After party: Orchid Lounge price $25
DJ_NoBallz: you want to go?
DJ_NoBallz: is that what you're saying?
drillteamalex: 5-7 might be kinda hard
DJ_NoBallz: riiiiiiiiiiight
DJ_NoBallz: hehehhehe
DJ_NoBallz: italics
DJ_NoBallz: ha
DJ_NoBallz: ha
drillteamalex: you love it
DJ_NoBallz: I DOoooooooooooooooo
DJ_NoBallz: woooooo
drillteamalex: yr wired!
DJ_NoBallz: look how I leeeeeeeeeeeean
drillteamalex: i like it!
DJ_NoBallz: to one siiiiiiiiiiide
drillteamalex: like the savage animal mascot!
DJ_NoBallz: woooooo woooooooo
DJ_NoBallz: right
DJ_NoBallz: lean into the wind dear friends
DJ_NoBallz: etc. etc.
DJ_NoBallz: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
DJ_NoBallz: allalalalalla
drillteamalex: hahahahahahha
DJ_NoBallz: ok
DJ_NoBallz: I am pretty hungry
DJ_NoBallz: pretty hungry indeed
drillteamalex: take my fucking pad thai
drillteamalex: seriously
drillteamalex: i'm getting it
DJ_NoBallz: but it's your dinner!
drillteamalex: i'm getting it
DJ_NoBallz: heee heee you have a dent in your hair from your headphones
DJ_NoBallz: keeekekeke
DJ_NoBallz: thanks for the pad thai
DJ_NoBallz: you're walking towards me right now
drillteamalex: you are a serious maniac
drillteamalex: :-D
DJ_NoBallz: mah ahahahah
DJ_NoBallz: I'm going to put all my JAM assets in one file
DJ_NoBallz: ASSets
drillteamalex: bootaysets
DJ_NoBallz: I like eating when no one is watching
DJ_NoBallz: I just fucking cram it in my pie hole
DJ_NoBallz: ew
DJ_NoBallz: that sounded DIRTY
drillteamalex: hahahaha
DJ_NoBallz: hahahahah
drillteamalex: dirty wittel
DJ_NoBallz: you never look over at me!
drillteamalex: i can't feel yr eyes when i have headphones on
drillteamalex: weird
DJ_NoBallz: that is weird
DJ_NoBallz: mmmmmmmmmm
drillteamalex: you have a higher vantage point too
DJ_NoBallz: because the floor is slanted?
drillteamalex: cuz you have to get up to look at me and i'm sitting
drillteamalex: silly
DJ_NoBallz: I dont get up
DJ_NoBallz: are you kidding?
drillteamalex: oh
DJ_NoBallz: wha?
DJ_NoBallz: hahahha
drillteamalex: errrrrrrrr
drillteamalex: i mean
DJ_NoBallz: :-!
drillteamalex: YES
drillteamalex: EXACTLY
DJ_NoBallz: right I know

What am I, a chicken?

DJ_NoBallz: YO!
DJ_NoBallz: sorry, I got caught up doing JAM stuff
DJ_Jagga: i found a cheaper flight i think. $560 to berlin
DJ_NoBallz: nice!
DJ_NoBallz: dates?
DJ_Jagga: from 10/18 - 10/25 wed - wed
DJ_Jagga: does this link work? http://www.expedia.com/pub/agent.dll?tovr=-1294707293
DJ_NoBallz: no
DJ_NoBallz: no it does not
DJ_NoBallz: sounds good to me though
DJ_NoBallz: should I ask for those dates?
DJ_Jagga: sure - it's a couple days less than if we went weekend to weekend.....but it's fine with me
DJ_NoBallz: ok
DJ_Jagga: oh, and one more thing - i invited someone else if it's cool with you....they said they can come too
DJ_Jagga: it's
DJ_Jagga: [censored]!
DJ_NoBallz: oh awesome
DJ_NoBallz: are you guys going to share a sleeping bag or what?
DJ_Jagga: he's bringing a 'nice pair' of sleeping bags. you'll be the lucky one to share with him
DJ_NoBallz: ewwwwwwwwwwwww
DJ_NoBallz: (p.s. I dont really get what that means)
DJ_Jagga: oh, you don't know! it's a story about the big guy
DJ_Jagga: you must have heard it
DJ_NoBallz: about the "big guy"??
DJ_Jagga: when [censored] was looking at images of swimsuits
DJ_NoBallz: what?!
DJ_Jagga: [censored] walked by and saw [censored]'s screen....and then he said "nice pair" about one of the chicks
DJ_NoBallz: riiiiiiiiiiiight
DJ_NoBallz: gotcha
DJ_Jagga: i'm serious - - this HAPPENED
DJ_NoBallz: I KNOW
DJ_NoBallz: I've heard the story
DJ_NoBallz: but I thought you were making a testicular reference
DJ_Jagga: ohhhh
DJ_NoBallz: yup
DJ_NoBallz: bags, pair
DJ_NoBallz: I think balls
DJ_NoBallz: you think boobs
DJ_NoBallz: whatevs
DJ_NoBallz: it's all saggy sack of whatever
DJ_NoBallz: sacks
DJ_NoBallz: ahhahahhHAHAHAHA
DJ_Jagga: it's all about sacks of balls
DJ_NoBallz: ew, but dude sacks of living little dudes inside
DJ_NoBallz: EWWWWWWWWWWWW

DJ_NoBallz: AHAHAHHAHAH
DJ_NoBallz: little spermy dudes
DJ_NoBallz: HAHAHAHAH
DJ_NoBallz: aaaah funny
DJ_Jagga: it's better than eggs, just chillin up there
DJ_NoBallz: at least eggs just chill
DJ_NoBallz: little sperm dudes are like hyperactive tadpoles
DJ_NoBallz: ewwwwwww
DJ_NoBallz: but yeah, eggs sound pretty gross too
DJ_NoBallz: EGGS
DJ_NoBallz: what am I, a CHICKEN?!
DJ_NoBallz: especially with egg donors where they HARVEST THEIR EGGS
DJ_NoBallz: what is it EASTER?!
DJ_Jagga: yep - - it's all weird. hey guys guess what.....i'm ovulating
DJ_NoBallz: hey guys, I dropped an egg down the old Fallopian Tubes
DJ_NoBallz: whoo eee
DJ_NoBallz: party!
DJ_NoBallz: Im an egg machine!
DJ_Jagga: that's my favorite sensation
DJ_NoBallz: HAHAHAHAHAHHA
DJ_NoBallz: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
DJ_NoBallz: oh god
DJ_NoBallz: I'm dying
DJ_NoBallz: hAHAHAHAHAH
DJ_Jagga: it's pretty sensual actually
DJ_NoBallz: HAHAHHAHA
DJ_NoBallz: stop stop
DJ_NoBallz: oh god
DJ_NoBallz: funny funny
DJ_NoBallz: shit
DJ_NoBallz: *sigh*
DJ_Jagga: i'm freaking serious yo
DJ_NoBallz: I believe
DJ_NoBallz: so, beside dropping eggs, what are you up to this week?

This Girl Wants to Party

DJ_NoBallz: one thing you know for sure...this girl wants to party
DJ_NoBallz: if you know what I mean...eh! eh!
DJ_Jagga : yeah - i guess i made a good impression. i was probably completely insane and saying crazy things
DJ_Jagga : that's what these bitches like though.....
DJ_Jagga : just kidding
DJ_NoBallz: HAHHA
DJ_NoBallz: JOE!
DJ_NoBallz: that's terrible
DJ_NoBallz: but yes, some girls like that shit
DJ_Jagga : well whenever i act like a jerk and say crazy things, shit happens
DJ_NoBallz: hmm
DJ_NoBallz: I don't know..I think you usually act crazy and sometimes you catch someone's attention
DJ_NoBallz: makes sense you'll attract more attention if you're acting a little wild
DJ_Jagga : yeah....
DJ_Jagga : true
DJ_Jagga : sparks is key!
DJ_Jagga : "sparks makes fun happen"
DJ_NoBallz: right
DJ_NoBallz: that should be their new tag line
DJ_NoBallz: brb
DJ_Jagga : ja

Cat in the Hat

(It was just too easy...)

Nick of Tim

I lalalalove the Nick of Tim comics. I believe the masterminds are Mark Ryan and Nate Turbow (is that supposed to be on the DL?)
Shit is funny because it's true. (I mean, I'm not a dude, but I can relate).

Check it out:



and



There are more on their myspace: www.myspace.com/nickoftim

I'm Back-ish!

Have been gone the last two weeks in LA for the YarisWorks project and then visited my grandparents just outside of San Diego. Now that things are starting to die down a little, I'm hoping to blog it up again!

Stay tuned...

Subcompacts and Kittens

So...my life has been all-consumed by this Toyota project I've been working on. We're doing this 12 city roadshow of DIY/crafty workshops and parties, all FREE and pretty fucking rad, I must say. There are free mp3s, an e-shop (partnered with Buy Olympia), DIY How-Tos on the website... Check it out.

Last week I was in Boston and this week the tour comes to NY. There will be clinics at McCarren Park and in Thompkins Sq and some more party type events at Monkey Town in Williamsburg and Fat Baby on the LES. Check out the Events section for the full itinerary.

www.yarisworks.com

Oh and there's free ice cream at all events.

Anyways, enough pimping of my bizzzzzzzzness.

I just came across this on the World Wide Web. HOLY MARY MOTHER OF GOD!!!! It made me weep. So prosh!

Because Jumping is Fun

MereBear5: hahaha
MereBear5: boobies!
DJ_NoBallz : funny right!
DJ_NoBallz : hahah
MereBear5: i had a really good time
MereBear5: woo!
DJ_NoBallz : me too!
DJ_NoBallz : woo indeed
MereBear5: i also have a headache now
DJ_NoBallz : my nose hurts though
DJ_NoBallz : haah
MereBear5: yaeah, what happened? you had a dancing collision?
DJ_NoBallz : that's the price you pay...headaches and broken noses
DJ_NoBallz : no! I can't remember what we were doing!
DJ_NoBallz : it was after we got out of the cab
DJ_NoBallz : we were jumping around or something
DJ_NoBallz : god only knows why
MereBear5: because jumping is fun
DJ_NoBallz : haha right
DJ_NoBallz : Alex is trying to convince me to go the hospital
DJ_NoBallz : but it's not really swollen and doesn't look crooked
DJ_NoBallz : does hurt though...I dunno
MereBear5: ouch
MereBear5: i woudlnt go to the hospital--the emergency room is expensive!
DJ_NoBallz : that's what I said!
MereBear5: must save that money for more drinky time
DJ_NoBallz : I have $60 in my bank account right now
DJ_NoBallz : ha, yes! more jaeger!
DJ_NoBallz : as long as my nose doesn't start to look busted, I can live through the pain!
DJ_NoBallz : what were we saying to those dudes last night
DJ_NoBallz : the one with the bicycle helmet and his friends
MereBear5: you know funny you should ask
MereBear5: i remarked to hugh this morning that i had no idea what i was talkign to htem about
MereBear5: other than i started to talking to them becuase i liked that guys helmet
MereBear5: gyu's
MereBear5: i cant type today. guy's
DJ_NoBallz : yeah...I wore his helmet!
DJ_NoBallz : and then we were talking about that dude's western shirt
DJ_NoBallz : and whether he was gay because it had silver threads
MereBear5: ooooooooooooh yeah
MereBear5: hahaha
DJ_NoBallz : haha
MereBear5: good times good times
MereBear5: how much longer did you stay?
DJ_NoBallz : a while
DJ_NoBallz : when do you leave?
DJ_NoBallz : I think I got home close to 2?
DJ_NoBallz : 1:30? somethign like that
MereBear5: i think we left at 12:30
MereBear5: but then we went to get pizza and ran ito a friend
DJ_NoBallz : nice!
MereBear5: so we didnt get home until almost 2
DJ_NoBallz : gotcha
MereBear5: then hugh slept on the couch till 5:30 in his shoes
MereBear5: and i passe dout naked
DJ_NoBallz : hahaha
DJ_NoBallz : so Joe just wrote and said he thinks we were trying to carry each other
DJ_NoBallz : and somehow bumped heads
DJ_NoBallz : HAHAHAHA
DJ_NoBallz : holy shit
MereBear5: thats sweet
MereBear5: carrying each other
DJ_NoBallz : hahah
DJ_NoBallz : sweet but retarded
DJ_NoBallz : I remember earlier in the night I was like
DJ_NoBallz : I can totally pick you up!
MereBear5: well you had to prove him right!
DJ_NoBallz : right
MereBear5: are you going to the modular thing on sunday?
DJ_NoBallz : yes!
DJ_NoBallz : most definitely
DJ_NoBallz : it's my favorite bar, I love food and FI aren't bad either
DJ_NoBallz : it's a win win really
MereBear5: my thoughts exactly
MereBear5: ive started to make sundays an extended party day
DJ_NoBallz : totally!
MereBear5: instead of feeling bad that i have go to back to work, im going to rock it
DJ_NoBallz : right! that's the spirit
DJ_NoBallz : I may stay in tonight
DJ_NoBallz : but tomorrow if Fixed at Tribeca
DJ_NoBallz : is
MereBear5: im thinking i might chill tonight as well
MereBear5: i have dinner for jane's bday tomorrow but i want to make it to fixed
DJ_NoBallz : yeah that way I can actually do things Saturday day
DJ_NoBallz : yes! make everyone go
DJ_NoBallz : right right
DJ_NoBallz : get her good and drunk and i bet she could be persuaded
MereBear5: what time is the band?
DJ_NoBallz : problem solved!
DJ_NoBallz : not sure, I'll ask Josh
DJ_NoBallz : 12:30
DJ_NoBallz : sort of late-ish huh
MereBear5: hmm. tis. well, ill try my best to be an influencer in the evening activities
MereBear5: my nose hurts. im having sympathy pains
DJ_NoBallz : hahah
DJ_NoBallz : that's funny

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Shorts! Shorts!

Last night was our (Insound's) pre-Siren's Shorts Extravganza at Supreme Trading. Everybody had a good time letting their knees breathe, drinking free sparks and cheap beer (and Jaeger) and dancing to the Creature DJs and guest DJ Fluxblog. (Meredith and I totally started the dance par-tay!) But at the end of the night, Joe's head and my face accidentally collided...there was a cracking sound. I think I broke my nose. Uhhh... Anyways, here are some photos:



In case you were wondering Hugh's shirt is not leopard print...that's cotton candy, ice cream cones, umbrellas and a little bit of AWESOME.

Bustin' out the guns...



This guy!




$$$$$ Hellz! (Believe it or not, these are not Grant's hands.)




Shorts!


Boobs!



Jokesters...




Awww...

Staying cool...

Peep more photos here.